WHY MEN CAN'T WIN

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Why Men Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

 

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

 

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

 

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

 

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're insensitive.

 

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

 

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

 

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

 

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

 

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.

If you're not, you're not ambitious.