which one are you? answer the question!

[NoMaD_CrEEpA]

11 types of Somali men.

 

1. Mr. Thug Life

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Real good at making love

>>>>b. Fun & Exciting

>>>>c. Makes you laugh

>>>>d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. Usually drinks and smokes too much

>>>>b. Always got drama

>>>>c. Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old)

>>>>d. In and out of trouble

 

>>>>2. Mr. I Don't Have A Girlfriend

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Will take you out in the beginning

>>>>b. Will introduce you to all his friends

>>>>c. Compliments you all the time

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade

>>>>b. Will not get rid of her

>>>>c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his A**

 

>>>>3. Mr. HighRoller

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Will give you money with no questions asked

>>>>b. Has a lot of style to him

>>>>c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. Never returns your calls

>>>>b. Feels he can come take you out whenever its appropriate for him

>>>>c. Loves to be around his boys more than you

 

>>>>4. Mr.I KNOW PEOPLE

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Can get you and your friends in at all the fly parties and clubs

>>>>b. Very confident and takes care of his looks

>>>>c. Tends to dress nice

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. You don't know if he's homosexual, heterosexual, or bi.

>>>>b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment

>>>>c Is too friendly with a lot of good looking chicks.

 

>>>>5. Mr. Intellectual

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Book smart

>>>>b. Cares about how you feel

>>>>c. Has a very good job

>>>>d. Calls you all the time (returns your calls within 10 minutes)

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. Boring as hell

>>>>b. Can't make love

>>>>c. He is not street smart

>>>>d. Always asking you when can he see you again

 

>>>>6. Mr. Ghetto

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>b. Makes you laugh

>>>>c. Got mad style and flava

>>>>d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy

>>>>e. Says he wants a real relationship

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. He got 3 or more other chicks on the side

>>>>b. Wants to lay up in your crib- use your phone, drink and eat

>>>>up all the food

>>>>c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself

>>>>d. Disappears for days and says he was out with his boys

>>>>e. Broke

 

>>>>7. Mr. I'm A Sheikh!

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Will teach you about living a righteous life

>>>>b. Caring

>>>>c. Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally

>>>>d. Wants a wife and family

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. Breaks up with you because of your 'worldly ways'.

>>>>b. No money- God provides.

>>>>c. Doesn't own quality clothing.

>>>>d. In the end he dumps you for an ugly chick because they both know more about the qu'ran than you.

 

>>>>8. Mr. Nice Guy

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Will introduce you to his family

>>>>b. Has a job and will take you out

>>>>c. Will give you money when you really need it.

>>>>d. Sometimes he goes to the masjid on Fridays

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club

>>>>b. Ignores you when the game is on

>>>>c. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you

 

>>>>9. Mr. Playa

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Will tell you that you're not the only one (keeps it real)

>>>>b. Sometimes he's decent in bed

>>>>c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down

>>>>d. Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him)

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there's women around

>>>>b. Generally he is a wimp (won't stand up for anything)

>>>>c. He expects you to believe all his lies

>>>>d. After you find out he's no good he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway

 

>>>>10. Mr. I Have a Job

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. Of course...he has a job

>>>>b. Doesn't have too many bad habits

>>>>c. Will take care of you when you're sick

>>>>d. Tells you that he is in love with you

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he's a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-***** who wants you to do all the wifey duties but won't give you a ring

>>>>b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you

>>>>c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later

 

>>>>11. Mr. Best Friend

 

Advantages

 

>>>>a. He's your best friend- you tell each ther everything- you get along very well

>>>>b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems

>>>>c. The ultimate gentleman

>>>>d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

 

Disadvantages

 

>>>>a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he was always after that nookie.

 

To all da ladies ... please feel free to state type you prefer n gentz ... feel free to say which is you?... peace out peepz

[jaaluut]

just one question humble dude, isn't it a women that should be posting such a topic?

neverthe less tis very hilarious.

let me thing, i think iam mr.nice guy looooooool!!

[Abdinuur]

I'd say "Mr. Bestfriend"...just because. And you better ask somebody...

[shyhem]

I belong to none of the above list,unless u allow me to create the 12th character and that's me.....the new face of the somaliman

 

12-The decent badboy--

-this is state where the nice guy,the thug,the sheikh and the player meet,u merge them together and boom U got the decent boy.

[Lefty]

I think I'm more close to Mr. HighRoller!

[Miriam1]

Salam

 

My future "husband to be" , isnt included in this silly list.

 

But if it came down to it, i would go for the best friend...no further explainations.

 

Peace

[Khayr]

You sure u're not really 'Humble Sista'

instead of a brother.

Undercover, you're busted!!!!

and why u trying to blow up everyman's cover

How much are they paying ha!!!

I'll double that for your by giving u better credit rating

You are somali right

[Kool_Kat]

Mr_Thug_Life, is my kinda dude... As long as he's DARN good in love making, Fun & Exciting, Makes ME lough, and GOT my back... Shoo we can work on the rest...

[Fuaad]

Kool Kat.

 

You're missing the half of Thug life...it's said he drinks and smokes weed, and in and out trouble(meaning Jail)...or you're still down with that and you wanna share with his addiction and smoke weed with him..ahahahhahah

[Kool_Kat]

Fuad, did you read my last sentence... It reads something like this... Shoo we can work on the rest... Meaning the drinking, smoking...and whateva else... aight

 

Besides, where do you see "smoke weed"... I sure as hell don't... And yea, I like the thugish ones...

[Fuaad]

Kool_Kat

 

What do you mean Work-out!

 

You can't turn a Thug into what you prefer!

you either take his whole packages with him or you leave him alone..ahahhahah

 

I forgot to mention which one I'm related...I would say Mr.I don't have a Girlfriend..

[Smokey]

smokey is in da house a.k.a MR. BEST FRIEND.

yall know the real playa is mr. best friend?//

 

think about it.yo..

[malik_the_freak]

This is what I am good at!

loooooooooooove making any ma's

interested call me.

[Kool_Kat]

Fuaad, ever heard of "take the good with the bad" "Bitter with the Sweet"... Well, in this case, it's a little something like that... Fo' sure, once that thung finds me, he won't need no alcohol, weed/drugs, or anything else you might think of... CUZ I'LL KEEP HIM HIGH... All the time, with my natural high = ME... I hope you get the point...

[The Rocks Chick]

Fuad,

Kool_Kat has a tattoo that says;THUG FOR LIFE, dont mess with her, or ELSE

 

KooL_kAT,

WOOOOOOW, I didnt know, U KNOW who, was Thug.... :eek: right right right

 

HuMbLe_BrOtHa,

I just wanna add to the disadvantages of Mr. Nice Guy....BORING AS HELL :rolleyes: