Definition of Globalization?

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

 

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

 

Question: How come?

 

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.

 

That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English

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1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

 

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

 

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

 

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

 

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

 

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

 

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

 

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

 

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

 

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

 

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

 

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

 

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

 

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

 

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

 

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

 

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

 

17. You name your dog DotCom.

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Man Pisses off a leopard and almost loses his life.

 

Video of a guy pissed off a leopard

 

 

Man pissed off

 

You may need to download it.

 

Oh and if you got some interesting video clips please post here

[NoVa]

^^^loool Now i trully know what globalization means..

 

these jokes r funny ......it will be scarry if people turn out to be like that thought...

[Reality Check]

OMG, that leopard is scury!!

[Tdot_playa]

waligeenba

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Salaan...

 

Globalization on my true personal perspective.

 

I was born in a Soomaali hospital built by Italians, delivered by a German doctor, using possibly Russian equipment, brought home in a French car Citroën. Moved to Kenya using an American plane, landed on an airport built by British; lived houses owned by Kenyans. Attending school teachered by Rwandans with Indian majority students. Came to America on a Dutch airplane via Amsterdam with Belgian hostesses. And finally into Canada drinking Tim Hortons.

 

Jaaw.

[Paragon]

Double Strike --- This isn't funny....tis deadly!!

[Senora]

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

How did you know!!! :eek:

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Ohhh Jamaal that was nasty Poor fella was torn to shreds. The good thing though he probably didnt feel anything after that.

 

Princess well Im still waiting ....