B_A_L_L_E_R_Z Posted July 27, 2002 How to use an ATM machine... MALE PROCEDURE........ 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Wind up window 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE.......... 1. Drive up to cash machine 2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine 3. Re-start stalled engine 4. Wind down the window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card 6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror 7. Attempt to insert card into machine 8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car 9. Insert card 10. Re-insert card the right way up 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN 13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror 16. Retrieve cash and receipt 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book 19. Re-check make-up again 20. Drive forward two metres 21. Reverse back to cash machine 22. Retrieve card 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided 24. Re-check make-up 25. Re-start stalled engine and move off 26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles 27. Release hand brake DANG NOW HOW TRU IS THAT Y'ALL ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted July 27, 2002 that is damn right,i have seen women doing exactly all of what you said!!!! damn you women,would you women stop messing around the ATM machine,what a craaaaap!!! and by the way you forgot to mention that when they withdrew money from the ATM and finished then they put another card into the machine to withdraw money and then another..... i spent 10 minutes waiting for a women to finish the damn machine and go,10 minutes i mean it,look how patient iam!!!!!!!,but i had dispute with the women after that!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Rocks Chick Posted July 28, 2002 Ballerz & Nuune, That was entertaining, but hardly true!!!.....What kind of women do you too hang out with???? :eek: :rolleyes: :confused: xoxox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
petite Posted July 30, 2002 rock's chick..obviously the chicks they be seeing are demented..mentally handicapped. The WOMEN I know..just get the damn cash and keep on moving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARAWEELO Posted July 30, 2002 You know what this is true for some women, but not all women my cousin is one of them. I swear she pisses me off. Now I tell her to park the car in the lot and walk to the ATM machine and then get the cash without the distraction of driving the damn car. The funny thing is she takes her shoes off when she is driving, so after parking the car she looks for the shoes, that takes onother 10 min. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuaad Posted July 30, 2002 looooooooooooooooooooool@ballerz You hit them right on their heads... I know a chick who alwayz forgets her Card inside the machine...that must be the money huh... God!!!!!!! have mercy on ATM machine when females are using it. ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmy_chic Posted August 16, 2002 damn u obviously have been mistaken...who the hell would spend that much time at the damn atm machine?...besides it looks like u been keep yo eye toooo close on some S L O W ass chicks...anyway im out *1* :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Proud_Lady Posted September 20, 2002 lol, i acually find this funny BUT, it dont apply to all of us...and am sorry but u need be checkin out som otha gurls...the ones u be hangin or STALKIN aint da right ones..miskiin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefty Posted September 21, 2002 ahahahhahahhahah that was daaamn funny... NO hard feelings at all....Chickz are just doing their thang... _________________________ I ain't playin'.... I'm just sayin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted March 26, 2008 26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles 27. Release hand brake That actually happaned to people I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted March 27, 2008 Sounds funny, and it is. . Any woman applying makeup @ a ATM is setting herself up to get mugged. Before reaching the ATM, look around, have the bank card out, lock the doors, never putting the car in park and foot always on the break..right hand on the steering wheel and constantly checking the side and rear mirrors, quickly pop the card into the slot, draw money, throw everything in the front seat and drive off fast. How hard is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Curly Posted April 10, 2008 Am I the only person wondering why no one has pointed out the ridiculousness of the fact that American's and Canadian's have drive through ATMs? Say hello to obesity! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuxo Posted April 10, 2008 ^lool i knw sue, crazy stuff.What a lazy bunch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geel_jire Posted April 10, 2008 ^ hmm the british and the uasies may have hope pls tell me you guys don't have burgers the size of plates (it embarrassing when a grown man cant even finish a whole burger) and soft drinks an arm long .... i will definitely think of moving if that is the case Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuxo Posted April 10, 2008 lool,you serious burgers size of plates? would love to see the site of Geeljire la rafanaayo burgar saxan la'eg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
