GREAT FEAMALE COMEBACKS!!!!

[sofine]

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

 

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

 

Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

 

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

 

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

 

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

 

Man: "But I don't know your name.

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

 

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

 

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

 

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized!!!"

 

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

 

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."

Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

 

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

 

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

 

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

 

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

 

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

 

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

 

HOPE YOU LADIES LOVE THIS COMEBACKS...IF YOU GOT SOME HOLLA .....LOVE AND FOR THE FELLAS NO HEARTFEELINGS...IF YOU GOT SOME HOLLA TOO

[Tuujiye]

looooooooooool..I like this..

Sofine wlc back..lol

I will come back with one..IS Somali too and in English..

 

wareer badanaa!!

[Qac Qaac]

yeah that answers is to guys who use pick up lines... so good answers i guess. ani sheekadaa dhan maba ka heloba..

[LuCkY]

AsaLaamu ALaikum,

 

LoL thats some funny stuff eventhough Ive heard it before.

 

 

Peace !

[nuune]

i like it and i will use it

 

 

sofine, welcome back

[sofine]

i glad that you all love this site...to the one who said....is somalia okay...for sure aboya.... holla back....

i tried to find more funny comebacks...love

[NoVa]

lol^^^^^^@Aboya... girl since when did u start using "Aboya" for men's...