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MEN 2 YEAR DEGREE

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Originally posted by LuCkY STaRR:

 

FF
What was with the Beer thang...I thought that it was suppose to be the other way around :confused: !

Watch it for 5/10 secs :D

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Garab dont think i'm way to dum to think that u meant to be jokin matter fact we all do knw how to twist words around...plz with all do respect show me the same respect as i show you dont just run ya mouth all day if u aint gonna make no sence.

 

qacqac i got none to tell you waryaa.

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Tuujiye   

MQ

show me the same respect as i show you dont just run ya mouth all day if u aint gonna make no sence.

....lol..When was that? When did you show me respect sis?...lol...

 

Lissen you're thinking too hard, I never twist words..lol..because I don't know how..lol..But I'm sorry for every thing alse sis. But you have never showed respect to me so don't claim that.

 

wareer badanaa!!!

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Faheema.   

So, according to the 2yr degree, A man ( a Real man may I add ) is defined by his competency on the superficial things. How sad indeed. :(

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Qac Qaac   

qacqac i got none to tell you waryaa.

Queen Marry I mean Mombasa Queen, why....

 

don't let garab tuujiye get the better of u, don't show him anything, ka sii waal lee..

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Originally posted by Mombasa_QUEEN:

 

 

FIRST YEAR

 

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101: Combating *********

MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

 

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at > 4am

MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers

 

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong

MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

 

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

 

(Elective)

(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

 

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

 

 

Course Electives:

EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231: Mothers-in-law

MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

 

Just a thought for all the women out there.

* MENtal illness

* > MENstrual cramps

* MENtal breakdown

* MENopause

* GUYnocologist (phonetic spelling)

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

 

and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

I swear some of those should apply to you girls also, now days the girls don't want to get in the kitchen and cook cuz they can't cook

 

atleast the felles could get away from not able to cook while you girls ohh my god lol

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LOL qac qaaac!

 

Nyce i dont wanna urgue but these kinda course is meant for the guys...and talking about the woman who cant cook you just running ya mouth coz we lady were born knowing how to coook and do all the shyt ya cant.lol

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