Mombasa_QUEEN Posted October 29, 2004 For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage... TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA > degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating ********* MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at > 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-in-law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for all the women out there. * MENtal illness * > MENstrual cramps * MENtal breakdown * MENopause * GUYnocologist (phonetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted October 29, 2004 ^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK kix kix kix kix kix kix kix hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Thanks, Queen ***still laughing*** EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted October 29, 2004 This is an outrage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted October 29, 2004 lol nuune. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted October 29, 2004 Queen you know who talks and thinks like you? Girls who are despert for a man..You should real get your self a man any man and stop telling your self your all that. with an attitude like that will make you 50 year old woman who is still looking for her first man... Wareer badanaa!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted October 29, 2004 lol Garab i wish i had the guts to talk shyt like you but you knw what i was raised batter ok dont get mad if i post some that really talk about ya anyhow its me to do wt ever i need to do and you to min ya bizzness....and matter fact u got none to do other than alwayz on some gurlz behinde get a life huffer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tahliil Posted October 29, 2004 So basically those of us with a degree in Male Arts will have great chance of hooking up right? at least I think that's what is implied.. Come on honey don't argue with me, here is my proof, bang that degree on the table, throw ur magic stick in, show ur true colors, Male Arts Diploma, bam in her face or scan and post that thing on the net...remember those old cliches; available and honest and doing right by my wife..that's nothing. women these days don't go for the trivial matters...dig deep man and declare somewhere in the discourse that You do have a degree in Male Castration from Yale School of Faminism and then the magic of the degree will defenitely go into an action...over time if u will.. Hey Queen enroll me walaalo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhagax-Tuur Posted October 29, 2004 I like the course codes. they seem like real ones. Remember, english lang has its own heritage, and until recently women were the property of men, so no wonder that their problems start with MEN and GUY and HIS....lol.Good analysis. I am still laughing! More western than Maali, tho. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiilo Posted October 29, 2004 Dear Queen, this is funnnyyyyyyyyyy Lol Go figure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qac Qaac Posted October 29, 2004 So i assume women are perfect, and they don't need 2 year degree right?... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted October 29, 2004 ^^^Of course dear Qac Qaac, that goes without saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted October 29, 2004 looool Queen .. good course, but you didnt mention the price.. and accomodations.. I also have a course for females but it is 4 years not 2 years, it takes more than 2 years to train females specially somali women plus 3 interships... peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LayZie G. Posted October 29, 2004 Queen you know who talks and thinks like you? Girls who are despert for a man.. TUUJIYE, you really ought to consider getting therapy, your anger is getting whatever is left of your miserable personality. You just hit a new low, even for you. You should real get your self a man any man and stop telling your self your all that. with an attitude like that will make you 50 year old woman who is still looking for her first man... This is an outrage, and the fact that moderators aren't calling this man out, just shows how unfair this forum is. TUUJIYE, you should really start thinking about yourself, and what sort of a future you will have, if at all, instead of worrying about others. Getting back to the poster,MQ that was hilarious, I really enjoyed reading it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by Mombasa_QUEEN: MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower ahahahaaaaahahahaha, warbal igaleexda aan qoslee...dhiqdhiqdhiqdhiqdhiqdhiqdhiqdhiq... These top three courses should be a PASS/FAIL only @100%... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bess. Posted October 30, 2004 oh my God....where do u find this things MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay lol ......i almost fell off the chair my mom thinks am outa my mind........keep it up....it is not personal ....it a joke?.....i think....tujiye.....so rude....i think it hit a little too close to home 4 u ....remind u of someone u see in the mirror..... :rolleyes: ....get a grip man..... peace peeps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
