Hello

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A new member! Yay. (You lot must be very excited)

 

Thought I might say salaams.

 

Salaams!

[Abwaan]

Soo dhawoow canugga.........oops sorry i mean The children of crappy poetry

[N.O.R.F]

who are those children?

 

welcome

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Thanks.

 

I like taking the piss out of crappy poetry, hence the nick. Although I must say I write a few too many of them myself.

[N.O.R.F]

Well, give us an example. I'm sure its not as cr*p as you say.

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Haha. I have been blessed with the interest but not with the gift of writing it, I'm 'fraid. I am absolutely rubbish, nearly as bad as McGonagall. In fact he is my icon.

[Valenteenah.]

Ah, you are in luck then. We love rubbish poetry! (Actually we don't- only saying it to make you feel welcome).

 

Now, pay the new member fee and tell us about yourself!

[Shakti]

Originally posted by The children of crappy poetry:

A new member! Yay. (You lot must be very excited)

 

Thought I might say salaams.

 

Salaams!

Welcome, we r very happy 2 have ya..

 

Ps:I don’t know if someone was kind enough and informed u the most important Rule in SOL. So here im offering it anyways … well, ur id will only stay active if u post a thread every day with the exemption of weekends.

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Originally posted by Valenteenah:

Ah, you are in luck then. We love rubbish poetry! (Actually we don't- only saying it to make you feel welcome).

 

Now, pay the new member fee and tell us about yourself!

Thanks for the white lie, very kind of you.

 

Where shall I start.

 

'Twas was in the year of 19** and on a very beautiful day

That my birth Mother, with spirits light and gay

left the hospital and sailed gaily away

Also my Father, and bankers, and clergymen also

All chatting merrily together in the Saab

'Twas not packed, the Saab, verily it was not

And they drove all the way to the house, they drove

O' Heaven! It must really have been

A most beautiful and moving scene

To hear a baby like me

cry so damned abhorrently

And years passed and the baby grew, O' yes

and the baby was baby less and less

until it was a child and then a young human

For truly the baby was a human

And today the baby, no longer a baby, loves poetry, (Russian folk dance) troika and butterflies

Just like it says on their profile.

 

I thank you.

 

(Note the little ingenious detail: 'human' is rhymed with 'human')

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Originally posted by Devilangle:

quote:Originally posted by The children of crappy poetry:

A new member! Yay. (You lot must be very excited)

 

Thought I might say salaams.

 

Salaams!

Welcome, we r very happy 2 have ya..

 

Ps:I don’t know if someone was kind enough and informed u the most important Rule in SOL. So here im offering it anyways … well, ur id will only stay active if u post a thread every day with the exemption of weekends.

Post a thread ? You almost got me there. Had you said 'reply' I'd have believed you!

[Valenteenah.]

Originally posted by The children of crappy poetry:

'Twas was in the year of 19** and on a very beautiful day

That my birth Mother, with spirits light and gay

left the hospital and sailed gaily away

Also my Father, and bankers, and clergymen also

All chatting merrily together in the Saab

'Twas not packed, the Saab, verily it was not

And they drove all the way to the house, they drove

O' Heaven! It must really have been

A most beautiful and moving scene

To hear a baby like me

cry so damned abhorrently

And years passed and the baby grew, O' yes

and the baby was baby less and less

until it was a child and then a young human

For truly the baby was a human

And today the baby, no longer a baby, loves poetry, (Russian folk dance) troika and butterflies

Just like it says on their profile.

 

I thank you.

 

(Note the little ingenious detail: 'human' is rhymed with 'human')

*Claps like a maniac*

 

BRAVO! BRAVO! Just beautiful!

 

*Wipes away tears and throws a rose at the genius poet*

[Zafir]

^^Now that is a white lie!

 

TCOCP, nice poem and Valcome.

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*Bows, sends flying kisses, accepts overwhelming amount of roses and waves at the admiring crowd*

[5]

Originally posted by Zafir:

^^Now that is a white lie!

Actually it was a little too heavy for a white lie.

 

Originally posted by Zafir:

TCOCP, nice poem and Valcome.

Thanks

[hodman]

U weren't lying when u said crappy poetry but welcome... atleast u are brave enough to write and post it