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NGONGE   

A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this on to 9 of your friends.

 

INSTRUCTIONS:

 

Take out an orbeto , put it in a small envelope and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.

Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 Mardoofs through the post.

Statistically, among those you receive, will be at least:

0.5 Baarixi

2.5 Hariiri

463 Fresh Mejins

3,234 small bits of garabo

20,198 blue carrier bags

40,198 guys looking for Jaat

 

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

 

One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original Mardoof back, still in the old carrier bag he sent it in!

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS . This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying chewing experience. No expensive Mardoofs, no lengthy conversations about amaaah. No

obligations, no grumpy fellow chewers, and no unpleasant surprises like running out of Jaat at the height of your murqan . Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

 

PS. - Even when you have no chewing habits, you can send fresh salad; The Jaat that will arrive can be sold and you can buy a salad farm with the proceeds.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they or their husbands may soon undertake.

 

:cool: :D :cool:

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AYOUB   

If I remember correctly, your first post in here was an attempt to convince us to buy sand from you. Now you come up with this.

 

I starting to get really worried about you young man.

:(

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NGONGE   

^^^The sand idea didn’t take off, saaxib. It seems that some clever sod has managed to convince people to buy and build houses back in Somalia/Somaliland/Puntland. I’ve got to congratulate whoever that was. It’s a much better scam than mine. :D

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Jumatatu   

^^sxb I did send the envelope and was sent back..the Royal Mail said it requires a 'stamp'.

Duh..! u did not say anything about a stamp.

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^^ You don't need to attach a stamp Juma. Just draw in black ink, a small rectangular box at the top right corner of the envelope and write POSTAGE PAID in clear block letters inside. Post it and voila!

 

Tip #420 for the chronically broke.

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Jumatatu   

Originally posted by Aeryn Sun:

Tip #420 for the chronically broke.

Why do I sense it is coming from the voice of experience smile.gif

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