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lama lamo ku dar, sadex kor labo ku dhufo

baraf waaaye, sabiibax waaye, tigit ee gaariga saareen,waraa dadkaan ilaah ma yaqaanan kawaran, talafeenka waa la goostay, dhaxyareey way igu daahday, food mareekan aa yeeshay,

 

ala mareeekanaaa ! ala mareekana!, minisoodha nin joogaa wax laga sugaa kawaran

 

bas waaaye! ani waa ka guuraa meeshan, gabar gashaanti aa meelahan ka raadinaa, war iga tag! mareykan mid joogta maxaa ku falaa, shushumoow xataa sidii loo sameeyo mataqaane...mareykan gabar joogtaa gaari banjaray lee waaye, i kici, i saar, i booti, balaayo ha kula tagto! iga jeeso waaji buuf waaxid,

 

ala maxaan sameeyaa, meeshan ingiriis lee baf lisku siinaa, sigaar maaraboolyo oo kale, ani lamo xaba lee wareegaa nooh Somaliya onlaayn haaw aar u, i dhon tinki, Ingiriiiskii ee ka hadal bateen, waraa bambiino barakuulo waryaa

 

bax waryaa!

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Originally posted by Xaaji_Faro_badne:

lama lamo ku dar, sadex kor labo ku dhufo

baraf waaaye, sabiibax waaye, tigit ee gaariga saareen,waraa dadkaan ilaah ma yaqaanan kawaran, talafeenka waa la goostay, dhaxyareey way igu daahday, food mareekan aa yeeshay,

 

ala mareeekanaaa ! ala mareekana!, minisoodha nin joogaa wax laga sugaa kawaran

 

bas waaaye! ani waa ka guuraa meeshan, gabar gashaanti aa meelahan ka raadinaa, war iga tag! mareykan mid joogta maxaa ku falaa, shushumoow xataa sidii loo sameeyo mataqaane...mareykan gabar joogtaa gaari banjaray lee waaye, i kici, i saar, i booti, balaayo ha kula tagto! iga jeeso waaji buuf waaxid,

 

ala maxaan sameeyaa, meeshan ingiriis lee baf lisku siinaa, sigaar maaraboolyo oo kale, ani lamo xaba lee wareegaa nooh Somaliya onlaayn haaw aar u, i dhon tinki, Ingiriiiskii ee ka hadal bateen, waraa bambiino barakuulo waryaa

 

bax waryaa!

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.ROFL............see camal Xaaji........My tummy hurts dat der was mad funny. :D:D:D:D

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Zafir   

Aaax I feel ten pounds lighter now. Soon as I come to work this morning my stomach started making these weird a$$ noises, tried walking it off, tried ignoring it, but guess what this wasn’t to go away until I visited the depository. Now the noises are more severe and time is my enemy, looked around for clean bathroom ended up going one floor down (they have cleaner bathrooms). Hurried to the toilet seat, cleaned it, placed toilet paper on the seat and started to go off on it. The noises at this point are uneasy.

 

I hear foot steps, someone taking a leak. Am doing my best to have power over it, but couldn’t. This long a$$ sound came out and I hear a man’s voice say “dayyyymm†am thinking this guy is black, my own kind, how dare he? So I carry on with the uncontrollable noises. I hear foot steps of him leaving, am saying alxamdu lillaah then I hear “Can I courtesy flash please, seeing it’s a public bathroom n’all†fcuking guy No he didn’t, so I says “Fcuk off mateâ€. I can hear him laughing while he walks away.

 

The nerve, inconsiderate, caro ayaan bastey la’ahay.

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