Jalaato Posted March 22, 2005 Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is. GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research, you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?! -------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emperor Posted March 22, 2005 EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? looooooooool Why don't you guyz do a Somali version of this question ofcourse based on Somali famous persons It will be fun... Talanted dudes try it .. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted March 22, 2005 ^^lol, good idea… I don’t know about the talented part, but I’ll give it a try. Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road? Cigaal Shidaad : Hadaynu runta isu sheegno digaagaas kolay qudhaanjo baa eryaneysay, markaa naftiisa uun buu bad baadinaayey, . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jalaato Posted March 23, 2005 Hadaynu runta isu sheegno digaagaas kolay qudhaanjo baa eryaneysay, markaa naftiisa uun buu bad baadinaayey, . Cigaal Shidaad: Good one.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted March 23, 2005 Jalaato anaa kuu sheegaayo....Dooro waxaa la dhahay iimaan surug waaye!!!!aloore sidaas daradeed hunguri ee raadineysay nooh... wareer badanaa!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jalaato Posted March 23, 2005 Tuujiye, Waa lagayaabaa, laaking aniga waxay ila tahay in a dooradu cuq ka kacday; I mean ukumihii bay ka soo kacday. Saasay iniga ila taha.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Jalaato: GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America. -------------------- Sounds like him :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Passion_4_Fashion Posted March 24, 2005 George Bush hadal oo dhan halahaas lee oo ka bartay...tii kalena mexey eheed "make no mistake" fataal fooqal fataal nice 1 jalaato Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SJ Posted March 24, 2005 Cilmi Boodhari: Jidkee? :confused: Ma Hodan baa safartay? Alla inaad habaar qabtid maxaad ii wargalin wayday? :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted March 24, 2005 Caraweelo: Chickenku jidka maxay u goyn wayday, Diiqii bay cayrsanaysaa oo kal & mooye ka daba wadataa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted March 25, 2005 looooooooooool bishaaro....kal iyo mooye kualahaa...lol... dooro jaceel galay aa la dhahay, ukuntaa ka fuuntoodo.. wareer badanaa!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted March 25, 2005 have u ever had a chicken as a pet!! they r the badest animals!! when i was a kid, i had many animals including a a chicken. now mine, i named her mike tyson cuz she kinda junky. when she aint laying no eggs, she was cool to me right! but as soon as she dropped an egg! she was super biatch!! poking me like hell! and it last for like a week!! she was evil!! :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
