Ash cloud jokes

[N.O.R.F]

It was inevitable

 

Iceland thought the UK said it owes it ash and not cash.

 

"The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe."

 

"Icelandic taxpayer to Britons and Dutch: forget Icesave, kiss my ash!"

[B]

lol funny stuff!

[Allamagan]

loool @ Iceland owes UK ash and not cash!

[Resistance]

and Fatty Prescott twitted ' we asked for our cash back no ash;

[-Serenity-]

There is no pleasing the English- last time they got the ashes they were over the moon!

 

Volcanoes in Iceland? What next? Earthquakes in Asda?

 

Went outside today & got hit by frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau & some fish fingers. Must be fallout from Iceland!

 

Iceland: First declared itself bankrupt. Then set the island on fire. Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds?

 

“Experts have warned that it could take years of work by experienced professionals to clean up after the volcano. That’s why Mum’s gone to Iceland.”

 

FA cup final prediction: Ash-ley Coal scores the winner against Pompeii.

 

UK flights grounded for second day. Must’ve had strict parents!

[Oz]

^^Looool.. Nice one. Ash-ley Cole scoring the winning goal! I like it.

[N.O.R.F]

Originally posted by -Serenity-:

There is no pleasing the English- last time they got the ashes they were over the moon!

 

Volcanoes in Iceland? What next? Earthquakes in Asda?

 

Went outside today & got hit by frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau & some fish fingers. Must be fallout from Iceland!

 

Iceland: First declared itself bankrupt. Then set the island on fire. Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds?

 

“Experts have warned that it could take years of work by experienced professionals to clean up after the volcano. That’s why Mum’s gone to Iceland.”

 

FA cup final prediction: Ash-ley Coal scores the winner against Pompeii.

 

UK flights grounded for second day. Must’ve had strict parents!

LoooL

 

Good stuff.