Hibo Posted June 23, 2002 So ladies ask your male friends if they do any of the following or check them out yourself, which will identify them as a bama: 1)If you ride around cranking your music with your windows down, and try to put the song on a certain part when you are about to drive past a crowd, you are a musical busta bama. That shyt made your bama azz feel good huh? 2)If you get your hair done by a skeezer who do hair at her house or if your hair dresser don`t have a cosmetology license, you are a bama. 3)If you have ever bought your girlfriend something identical and ya`ll wore it at the same time, `yall both some fake lovey-duvy bamas. 4)If you use your cell phone just to be using it because you think somebody is paying your azz some attention, you are a person that ain`t use to having shyt type bama. 5)If you come to upscale town to go to the club, butsit out in the car and drink and get a buzz before you go into the club because you are too broke to spend at the bar, you are a cheap azz drunken bama. 6)If youhave one of those robo-cop type car alarms that be talking and saying shyt like, "system disarmed," you are a complete f@cking bama! 7)If you own one pair of jeans but got around 30 Mchunu, Shooters, All Daz, Hobo, etc shirts, you are a dirty bama. Get your azz some fresh bottoms! 8)If you go shopping every time you get paid to compete with someone else, you are a very low self esteem bama. 9)If you don`t take care of your kid(s) because your baby momma is polishing off somebody else now, you are a petty azz bama. It ain`t little shyttie`s fault! 10)If you think just because all of your shyt is name brand automatically means you can dress good, then you are a very sadly mistaken bama. 11)If you got more than one nickname at Somaliaonline, you are an abuser of free shyth type of bama. Betcha got 50 free e-mail addresses too! 4 what?? 12)If ya hate on me just because u aint got nuffin` else betta to do, then you are a limp wrist hypocritical bama! 13)If u wear them tight azz shirts with super short sleeves, then i`m sorry,unless you`re a famous rapper or movie star, you are one super gay azz bama!!!!!!!!!! 14)If your call yourself "playa" or "The man, you have to be a neva had a cute chick type bama!!!! 15)If you play crochet or golf, you iz a fake black, wanna-be-white fluke azz bama. much luv the realist Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted June 23, 2002 looool Bama thiz bama dat. What exactly does Bama mean 'nwys? Never heard of it. :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
