Tiger by the Tail!

[Abtigiis]

Tiger Woods' great mistake was ..... marrying a Scandinavian. Women of other nationalities seem quite capable of dealing with these sorts of things without causing international scandals and endangering highly lucrative endorsement contracts.

 

(Couldn’t the woman, just have lit a cigarette in her shaking hand and

poured herself a stiff gin)?”

 

For a second imagine if Wood's wife were Nigerian.

There would certainly have been No

chasing-my-husband-around-the-house-with-an-expensive-golf-club

drama, and therefore no

driving-into-fire-hydrant, and no 911 call. And, by

implication, no public scandal.

What she’d have done was to place a tearful call to her

Mother back home in a well

appointed villa in Nigeria. And her mother would have asked

her, in vernacular:  

 

“Is he beating you?”;

“Has he stopped taking care of his children?”;

“Is he bringing those useless women into your marital bed?”  

 

To which Mrs. Woods would have answered:

No.

No.

No.  

 

And a genuinely perplexed mother would have said: “So you want to abandon your home? Ewooooo / Efemi! Over my dead bodywooooo! You are staying there!”  

 

Case closed.

[NGONGE]

[Ducaysane]

You know, Tiger is not a player at all. He has been famous for almost 20 years and only slept seven women. That would have been slow week for some of us.