The Phenomena of the Somali Euro-trash

[-Serenity-]

^ Says the person who inhabits the dryest city Somalis had the misfortune of settling in.

[- Femme -]

Driest city? My outfit isn't complete without an umbrella honey. In fact in november, it rained 23 days out of the month.

 

Anyway, your defensive. Do you indentify with my statement. hehehe

[NGONGE]

Serenity,

 

I attract these kinds of people. Must be some sort of vibe I give out. On the other hand, one of my friends in Syria was a magnet for beggars! The poor guy could not walk two yards without being accosted by one beggar or another. On more than five occasions we got stopped by beggars and they all approached him, not me. I always got the pimps! And believe you me, I got stopped almost every single night and was asked if I wanted to have a ‘good time’. They completely ignored the beggar magnet. In fact, and I forgot to mention this earlier, he even got stopped by a Somali lady who asked him to give her the equivalent of a few British pence! He did. He also never let down any of the other beggars. There was an incident when this ten-year-old kid jumped at us out of nowhere and hung on tightly to my friend’s waist. He kept saying: ‘for the love of god, give me some money’! Having experienced this scene several times with my friend I laughingly offered him some money (laughing at my friend’s predicament and not the child’s). The child refused and insisted that he receives his money from my friend. I was puzzled and wondered at the truthfulness of the saying that beggars can’t be choosers. But my stoic of a friend explained it by saying that as a capitalist Brit the child could see right through me, whereas he as a socialist Syrian resident was glowing with the spirit of sharing and caring. Heh.

[-Serenity-]

^ Its gotta be the raw sexual magnatism you exude, right? As its surely not the affluence apparant in your dress sense.

 

 

Magool, miskiin, qaraar ba ku haya

[NGONGE]

^^^ It must be. Or maybe it's the look of desperation that I have. Whatever it is, I never fail to attract mad people and pimps.

 

ps

Stop pinching magool or else she'll start singing.

[xiinfaniin]

lol@pimps.

 

War hoy is jir!

[Zafir]

Lol@wadh hooy is jidh. Sheekhoow, nabad baad ka talisay.

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

 

A visual description on the scene of the actual event the writer is talking about.

 

The writer's sawir is on the second menu list -- Sheeko Launch -- too; however, I hope I am not revealing anything.

 

But calling people 'trash,' that is a bit stretched. Hala isdhowro oo la isixtiraamo, baliis, maadaama Soomaali la wadayahay.

[N.O.R.F]

Hes right about the boys and their fashion sense,,,,,,

 

I can see NG is just itching for a write up on his trip. Go ahead saxib,,,,,you know you want to

[Jamster]

Caano geel; you are being terribly naughty. Everyone seems to know the writer; I am intrigued, who is he? Caano Geel did you get the same email yourself? do you know the writer personally?

[Caano Geel]

norf, i think your on to something there, but NG as a meditative exercise and a personal favour try to keep it under 3 paragraphs, -- else i wont be able to keep all the words/thoughts in my head at the same time and understand it.

 

Aromancer, - by the way is the name a play of romance + neuromancer or something... anyhow, 'fraid i wasn't privileged enough to be a recipient of the glorious mail

[NGONGE]

^^ I'm done now. The only thing I missed out on was the part about going to the toilet. It's a hole in the floor! A bloody hole in the floor! I managed to hold most of it in during those two weeks. I think the plane I got back in has been decommissioned now.

[Ms DD]

Nifty dressers on show. One particlar backless top ayaa ii muuqda. My life must be sheltered as I havent seen people like this before.

[Sophist]

NG soomaliya waa in laguu diraa! hawd might be the place for you!.

 

NG: WHere the toilets

Odey Qowdhan: Maandhoow bankaas aad; quracaas dabadiisa ayaa dahsoon

[N.O.R.F]

NG, you need to go to Africa saxib. No not Egypt i mean Africa!!! That huge place full of black people (for the most part). You have been too comfortable for too long. Complaining about toilets :rolleyes: