ila qosol

[Maaddeey]

Koo Xaayoow reer magaal weynaaday eh aa 'pub' habeen kasta tegi jiray, kuwoo kale oo aysan saas isku aqoonin ay markey bahasha ka dhergaan sheekeystaan, mid ayaga ka mid ah aa Xaayoowga aad ugu qoslo, aasoow habeen habeenada ka mid eh yiri (Xaayoowgii):

 

Horta, xaad cawo gashow parola keygaa ugu riidareeysaa, haddaan ku arko un altra volta adoo parola keeygaa ku riidareeyhaa, una botiilyaa madaxaaga ka riidareeyheeysa!.

Translation:

 

altro volta: mar kale

una bottiglia: dhalo

ridere: qosol

parola: hadal

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

loooool@ botilya aa madaxaaga ka ridareheeyso :D good one widaayoow

[Carafaat]

[Somalina]

[Caano_Geel]

^^^

 

Xaliimooyinka masaakiinta ah?

[wyre]

Killing English bet u will laugh after each line..

 

1. Principal to student..." I saw u

yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

 

2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

 

3. once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."

 

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

 

5. don't..laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

 

6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

 

7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!

 

8. "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

 

9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with

two kids"

 

10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

 

10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

 

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

 

12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

 

13. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

 

14. "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

 

15. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I

understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

 

16. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

 

17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

 

18. teacher to students:don't spit

outside, the understanding people will suffer

 

19. i have 3 daughters, all are girl :D:D

[Bluelicious]

^^ Mr Bean is the MAN he never fails to crack you up

[Showqi]

:D,,,the man is from another planet

[Bluelicious]

Showqi;813842 wrote:

:D,,,the man is from another planet

Lol you can say that again

[wyre]

Killing English bet u will laugh after each line.. (cont'd)

smoking kills you cancer :D

[Cawaale]

Waxaa la sheegaa in Janraal Indha-Cadde(Is he real general?) markii uu ku biiray xukuumaddii hore in tababar loo furay, waxyaabaha la barayya ayaa waxaa ka mid ahaa sida uu martida milatari ee sar-sare u soo dhoweyn lahaa, waxaa lagu yiri markuu yimaado qofka martida ah waa in aad ku sharaftaa 10 xabbadood oo is daba joog ah. IndhaCade oo yaaban ayaa ku jawaabay? Ee haduu baalootada(Xabddda) ugu horeyso ku dhintane maxaan sameeyaa?

[wyre]

:D

[Showqi]

Funny family....

[wyre]

looooolz

[wyre]

Showqi and carafaat were in restaurant, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.

 

"I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Showqi.

"Bet you $10 he won't," said Carafaat.

 

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. Carafaat hands the first guy the money.

 

"I can't take your money," said the Showqi

. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

 

"No, no. Take it," said the Carafaat.

 

"I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!" :D:D:D