Old Man

[Somalina]

An elderly farmer in Manitoba had owned a large farm for several years and he had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

 

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

 

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

 

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

 

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

 

The old man frowned, 'For heaven's sake, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

 

Holding the bucket up he said, ' I'm here to feed the alligator...'

 

Some old men can still think fast.

[Haatu]

Wasakhad

[Somalina]

How insulting.

[Haatu]

C'mon. What's with the oohin?

[Somalina]

Aniga I can take jokes, laakiin adiga you cry almost everytime dee...

[Haatu]

^ Cry aa? C'mon sis. Let's be real here. My trademark Huhhhhhh is enough for me But you, in your face insults iyo dariiq istaag is how you respond. And you don't forget things either

[Somalina]

Horta Haatu aniga maa isbaaro ku dhigtey mise adiga?

You remember who started what?

mise waa iloow badan tahay...aniga waa iska dhib badanahay...taas aniga og dee...my trademark weeyaan...

[Haatu]

^ It was definately you. But I'm willing to forget.

 

The whole world knows inaad dhib badan tahey dee. That can't be a trademark.

 

Horta why did you change your name? Fed up of being called Nimco?

[Somalina]

hahaha...you remember your famous line "Don't forget June 26th"?

 

Anaa bilaabe ku lahaa...short memory aad qabtaa..

 

Waa badale my name cuz I was tired of ppl making my name up...

[Haatu]

Don't forget June 26th? What are you on about? :confused:

 

I forget these little things coz I don't hold grudges, unlike some people

[Somalina]

So you are saying you are not a "Somali" finally!

 

I enjoy torturing you, can you blame me really? I had to take one for the team nooh! lol

 

Your good peepz, so typically I would expect such things and I'm going to let this one slide this time.

 

I've to live up to my name, so I'm going to ignore this hateful mail.

[Haatu]

You've finally lost it. First I'm not a Somali, then you like touturing me and then talking about mail. Wacko or what

 

Ps: I come from nchi ya kitu kidogo but still a Somali

[Kool_Kat]

Getting to know each other I see?

 

Haatu, NNC wexey utaagan tahay hadaad ogaan leheed Nimco iyo Naciimo midnaba madhahdeen, adoo dhoola caseynayo lee lagu arki lahaa everytime you see that nick...

 

Oh yea, odayga waa rageedii!!!!!!!!!!!

[Somalina]

lol@getting to know each other. KK waa maxay isqarxiskaan aad soo wadid?

 

Haatu, thats it, maanta saa u soo socotey wacko maa igu wacdey?

 

Ka xaaxaabi sheekadaas. Better bring a backup aan ku iri cunugyaho kikuuyoga ah. Waaba Kenyati hakuu booteyo, aawe Somalidii Utanga degnayd, swahiligooda haku rifaane....

[Haatu]

Wacko.

 

KK, stop insulting me. I'm sure you know how I roll by now.