isqarxis Posted December 18, 2009 FISHERMAN Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish.Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat. SALESMAN Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. MATHEMATICIAN Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit. IT CONSULTANT Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue. CAR DEALER Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. PILOT Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!! BANKER Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. ACCOUNTANT Required a girl - 5'8' 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. BEGGAR ?????????????????????? DOCTOR I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me. ASTRONAUT I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MellowBird Posted December 20, 2009 lol. that doctor has no confidence. funny post though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted December 20, 2009 @ car dealer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber_Nomad Posted January 26, 2010 funny especially IT guy sounds real LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allamagan Posted January 28, 2010 I think I am kinda BANKER and the CAR DEALER-type! -slightly changing this sturdiness to something modifiable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUKURR Posted January 29, 2010 what about the Marfishlle dudes, they dont get to get women! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxaatiri Posted January 29, 2010 Reminds me of a great song by Nanko: Damn man, Your life must be so happy, You've got your wife and some lovely kids, As for me, I'm here trying to look a life Chorus: Lucky you, you've got a woman to go home to I've got to find me myself a woman What I wouldn't do man Lucky you, you've got some kids to attend to I've got to find me myself a woman What I wouldn't do now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
