First Timers

[Jacaylbaro]

Dave pulled the car over by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex. “It was right down there by that tree. I remember it clearly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,”

 

Clem recalled. “That sounds wonderful,” said Jed. “Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”

 

“Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love?”

 

“Baaaaa…”

 

 

[FatB]

that is truly disturbing but as a kiwi joke scores high

[Pucca]

huh?

[somalainen]

good one