xalimoz jokes--hey its just a joke so....

[rudy-Diiriye]

Rudy aka..xalomoz lover-4-ever, was walking along a LA beach and stumbled across an old lamp. I picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie cumaamad xiran!

 

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish.

 

I told him, dang, man i thought u was al shit-heads!! (al shabaab) lool. He said that he aint but a true genie.

 

Then I sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then I said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?"

 

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel...! No. Think of another wish."

 

Then I tried to think of another wish. Finally, I said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...."

 

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four mofo?" i said 2 lanes homie! :cool:

 

Now remember the title!!

soo lighten up!! :confused: