Joke from my country

[Sherban Shabeel]

Romanian joke - please be advised that this may not be suitable to all tastes lol

 

Three men, one French, one Somali and one Romanian, die and go before God. God tells them they must describe their last good deed in order to access paradise. The French man goes first:

 

"I saved a child from drowning"

 

"How did you do it?"

 

"I jumped in the Seine, I swam to the child, put him on my back and let the current push us to shore"

 

"Very good. Come in"

 

Then the Somali man:

 

"I saved a baby camel from a leopard"

 

"How did you do it?"

 

"I recited a beautiful poem to the leopard, the leopard started crying and let the baby camel go"

 

"Very good. Come in"

 

Finally, the Romanian man:

 

"I saved a woman from rape"

 

"How did you do it?"

 

"I convinced her"

[peasant]

I convinced her to f me..... that was funny

[Jacaylbaro]

[Naxar Nugaaleed]

no, actually that was lame, hope you didn't write that one

[rudy-Diiriye]

if u didnt get that joke...u aint getting nothing

looooooool... 4 sure! u have no clue how hard homies work to get it.