Redneck pickup lines!!

[Urban]

Did you fart?

cuz you blew me away.

 

Are yer parents retarded?

cuz ya sure are special.

 

My Love fer you is like diarrhea:

I can't hold it in.

 

Do you have a library card?

cuz I'd like to sign you out.

 

Is there a mirror in yer pants?

cuz I can see myself in 'em.

 

If you was a tree 'n I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in

yer hole.

 

You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's

only a light switch away.

 

 

I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,

but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

 

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

 

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

 

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep

til afternoon.

 

Yer face reminds me of a wrench:

every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

 

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

 

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

 

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

[chubacka]

Originally posted by Urban:

 

You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

ouch!

[SCORPION_SISTA]

Yer face reminds me of a wrench:

every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Liqaye]

My Love fer you is like diarrhea:

I can't hold it in.

 

This actually works

[kingofkings]