SayidSomal Posted November 3, 2008 this are real life jokes - but it didn't happen to me. - preemtive warning: JB & NG - Don't even go there :cool: 1. Poor qaxooti guy is on the phone to a girl - when she asks - girl: where are you/what are you doing now?? Guy: i am driving to friends house ! Girl: ooh you have car now? Guy: yeah - i recent bought BMW (be my wife) car Bus Tonnay: *this is 63, to Kings Cross* Girl: when did you get off your car and quickly get on the bus?? *Phone dies* 2. same xariif on the pohone to another girl Xariif: *revs the padel of his 2500w hoofer couple times* Xariifada: *upon hearing the reving engine says* ooh are you in car?? Xariif: yeah babe - i just bought a ferrari *revs the hoofer couple more times for good measure* Xariiffada: hears shouting from a female voice - screaming "warya Cabdi - maxaad huufarka wakhtigan uga qalineysa"??? *phone goes dead again* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted November 3, 2008 loool, does havin a car increase your kalluumeysi tactics! *this is 63, to Kings Cross* Maskiin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted November 3, 2008 loool, does havin a car increase your kalluumeysi tactics! obviously the poor sod though so Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted November 3, 2008 Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: "warya Cabdi - maxaad huufarka wakhtigan uga qalineysa"??? *phone goes dead again* hahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted November 5, 2008 @ hoover dude. That's so ghetto. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soomaliyah Toosoo. Posted March 8, 2009 Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: this are real life jokes - but it didn't happen to me. - preemtive warning: JB & NG - Don't even go there :cool: 1. Poor qaxooti guy is on the phone to a girl - when she asks - girl: where are you/what are you doing now?? Guy: i am driving to friends house ! Girl: ooh you have car now? Guy: yeah - i recent bought BMW (be my wife) car Bus Tonnay: *this is 63, to Kings Cross* Girl: when did you get off your car and quickly get on the bus?? *Phone dies* 2. same xariif on the pohone to another girl Xariif: *revs the padel of his 2500w hoofer couple times* Xariifada: *upon hearing the reving engine says* ooh are you in car?? Xariif: yeah babe - i just bought a ferrari *revs the hoofer couple more times for good measure* Xariiffada: hears shouting from a female voice - screaming "warya Cabdi - maxaad huufarka wakhtigan uga qalineysa"??? *phone goes dead again* Lol. Hooverka dimmi. Lmao. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted March 23, 2009 LOOOOL sayiid, so sorry to hear about your sorry problems. Now I know what happened and pushed you off our side Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted March 26, 2009 ^^ this are real life jokes - but it didn't happen to me. - preemtive warning: JB & NG - Don't even go there that goes for you too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADNAAN Posted May 16, 2009 lol @ huufarka. this is one kiswahili gone wrong, very funny even though i didn't understand a word they said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Naxar Nugaaleed Posted May 16, 2009 what on earth is huufarka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted May 16, 2009 ^Huufarka means Hoover, as in a vacuum. The poor guy was revving up a vacuum and pretending it was a Ferrari and got caught. Of course,I've never heard a vacuum that sounded like a car..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted May 16, 2009 ,, You beat the Somalis here ,,, hehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
