Jacaylbaro Posted October 27, 2008 Two naughty boys, Sfiso and Melusi, stole a bag of oranges from their home and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fall out of the bag and were left behind at the gate. A heavily drunk man on his way from a local tavern passed near the cemetery Gate and heard the following: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you." He immediately sobers up and ran as fast as he could to the local priest. Mfundisi Come with me to witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery. They both run back to the cemetery gate and the voices continue: "One for me, one for you." Suddenly the one voice says: "What about the two at the gate?" The priest was the first to run for his life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted October 30, 2008 sounds more like a riddle than a joke JB! :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted November 2, 2008 lol. JB Chubacka, it's a joke, echos being heard are the boys dividing the oranges evenly and when the priest and drunkard came to listen in the boys discussed the two oranges that fell outside the gate, but they thought it was about them two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted November 2, 2008 thanks SS, but why do they mention that the priest "was the first to run for his life?" saying something about religion or something, dnt get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
