Nephissa Posted October 16, 2008 You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint-and-weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. Republican Answer: BANG! Southerner Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted October 16, 2008 Kind of lame really, is it an email forward from some not so bright co-worker? Me: Doing what the Southerner is doing but screaming what the Democrat is thinking. BANG! Can't we just discuss this!? BANG BANG! Have you thought about taking some classes at the community college!? You don't have to be terrorist, there are other options! BANG BANG!Oh God he's dead! But I can't be sure! BANG! Don't worry I'll call an ambulance! And I know CPR! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted October 17, 2008 Seriously here. 2 words. Personal tastes. BANG, BANG, BANG.. shoots Cara for having condescending, smart@ss mouth [OOOPS she is moving a little].. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG ..click... loads again Mwhahahahahha .. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.. [takes a closer look] Cara? Cara? a u orite? Cara: ----------------- <---------- Backs away slowly Backs away Almost out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
