Thierry. Posted October 14, 2008 jokes I was sent to beat the credit crunch * How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday. * "It's worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife." * What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. * An elderly lady receives an email from the son of a deceased African general, asking to transfer millions of pounds into her account for a 20 per cent cut. All the son needs is her sort code and account number. She emails back the details. A couple of minutes later she receives an email back from the general's son: "icesave? What is this, some sort of scam?" * Talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside Boots yesterday! * Why didn't the little boy get any pocket money? 'Cos his mum's gone to Iceland. * What's the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? A pigeon can still leave a deposit on a Ferrari.... * What's the capital of Iceland? about £2.46 * Urgent warning: The Nigerian government has warned its citizens that if they get any e-mails from any Irish, UK or US banks, promising government-backed deposit security and seeking bank account details, it's a scam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
