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How old are you?

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

 

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

 

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

 

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

 

"Twenty-six," he said.

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