Jacaylbaro Posted August 20, 2008 AYUBA bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' ============ ========= ========= ====== AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ============ ========= ========= ========= === AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game. ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister. ============ ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.. ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...' ============ ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.' ============ ========= ========= ========= ====== How do you recognize AYUBA in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. ============ ========= ========= ========= ======== Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?' ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === AYUBA : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running? ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail' ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===== AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted August 20, 2008 Hillarious! Ayuba is sharp! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted August 20, 2008 Ayub kana yuu aha? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Som@li Posted August 21, 2008 AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted August 21, 2008 LOL. Who was the Somali Ayuba character? The only story I remember is when he is on a trip with his wife and baby boy and they get lost in the baadiye. The wife gets tired of carrying the child, so he tells her to leave the baby right where they are because straight above them is the full moon, which he reasons is as good a landmark as any. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allamagan Posted August 24, 2008 looooooool @ tonight is final game. AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cream Posted August 24, 2008 loool ============ ========= ========= ====== AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ============ ========= ========= ========= === Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
