English Comprehension is Fundamental

[SayidSomal]

Let see if we can bring this section back to life:

A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl

 

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a solicitor's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

 

The solicitor said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

 

Have you any grounds?

 

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

 

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

 

It made of concrete.

 

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

 

No, we have carport, and not need one.

 

I mean. What are your relations like?

 

All my relations still in Poland .

 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

 

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

 

Does your wife beat you up?

 

No, I always up before her.

 

Is your wife a nagger?

 

No, she white.

 

Why do you want this divorce?

 

She going to kill me.

 

What makes you think that?

 

I got proof.

 

What kind of proof?

 

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

 

I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'

[Fabregas]

[Abtigiis]

loooooooooooooooooooooool@ polish remover. Waa gartiis!

[asha aviv]

LMAO

[FatB]

polish remover classic

[Allamagan]

polish remover loooool!!

[cream]

lool the silly man