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Voted best joke in New Zealand

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Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

 

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

 

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you !d!ot."

 

The man says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

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