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Game of Intellingence

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A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

 

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

 

The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

 

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

 

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

 

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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Abtigiis   

Good one. a game of wit. Reminded me one slightly different. it was between the a well respected scientist (but very ugly) and a young tall beauty. Looking at him, the women offered," it would have been good if you and me marry and produce a child with your brian and my beauty." the scientist( short and ugly) quipped back," you are right. it would have been good. But What if the child turns get my looks and your brian?"

 

That lingering prejudice about beautiful women being supsect at the head!

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