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Sunday Morning

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I will never hear church bells ringing again without

smiling..

 

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just

passed away, Katie

went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her

95-year-old

grandmother and comfort her.

 

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her

grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we

were making love on Sunday morning.'

 

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people

nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking

for trouble.

 

Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago,

realizing our

advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it

was when the church bells would start to ring. It was

just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing

too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the

Dong.'

 

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd

still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'

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