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The New Ear

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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

 

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

 

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and

 

yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears!"

 

"Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."

 

"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!" screamed the man.

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