Smart Old Woman

[King Koya]

Smart Old Woman

 

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding..........

Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

 

Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."

Older Woman: "Oh, I see."

 

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

 

Officer: "Don't have one? "

Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. "

 

Officer: "I see.......Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. "

Older Woman: "I can't do that. "

 

Officer: "Why not? "

Older Woman: "I stole this car. "

 

Officer: "Stole it? "

Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

 

Officer: "You what? "

Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to

see."

 

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls

for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer

slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

 

Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The woman

steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: "Is there a problem sir?"

 

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and

murdered the owner."

Older woman: "Murdered the owner? "

 

Officer 2: "Yes, would you open the trunk of your car, please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

 

Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?"

Older woman: "Yes, of course, here are the registration papers." The officer

is quite stunned.

 

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a driver's license and hands

it to the officer.

 

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

 

Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a

license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the

owner."

 

Older woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

[Naxar Nugaaleed]

LMAO!!!!!

[Pujah]

LOOL

How about this one.

 

A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police.

They ask her for a description, and she says, "He is six feet, three inches tall, well built , with thick curly hair."

Her friend says, "What are you talking about? Your husband is five-feet-four, bald and has a huge belly."

And the woman says, "Are you kidding? Who wants that one back."

[Aaliyyah]

Pujah lol@ who wants that one back...

 

NO ONE I SUPPOSE