Salma Posted October 24, 2007 MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Wind up window 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine 2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine 3. Re-start stalled engine 4. Wind down the window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card 6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror 7. Attempt to insert card into machine 8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car 9. Insert card 10. Re-insert card the right way up 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN 13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror 16. Retrieve cash and receipt 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book 19. Re-check make-up again 20. Drive forward two metres 21. Reverse back to cash machine 22. Retrieve card 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided 24. Re-check make-up 25. Re-start stalled engine and move off 26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles 27. Release hand brake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billy1944 Posted October 24, 2007 NOT A JOKE but a serious fact about the ATM: If you are ever approached and about to be robbed or forced to withdraw money from an ATM, if you enter your PIN # backward or reverse, the ATM will still let you have the money, and at the same time notify police. The ATM's are designed with that as a safety feature. PLEASE DO NOT PLAY-TEST. This is a real fact. The police may come up shooting first while you're just "checking to see if it works" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted October 25, 2007 7 against 27 ...... Hmmmmm ,, no wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted October 28, 2007 Zulfa loool that was hilarious, but so not true. Billy that is amazing, thanks for sharing that info, bt is that just in the states? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billy1944 Posted October 28, 2007 AAliyah416 - Peace. I believe it is in some other countries as well, but I don't know for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
