Why am I Married?

[Ms DD]

I came across this recently, and it was just too funny not to share!

 

 

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Why am I Married?

 

You have two choices in life: You can stay single

and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.

 

 

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

 

 

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

"Husband Wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

 

 

When a woman steals your husband,

there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

 

 

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

 

A little boy asked his father,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

 

 

A young son asked

"Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

 

Then there was a woman who said,

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,

and by then, it was too late."

 

 

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

 

If you want your spouse to listen and

pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

 

Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking

they had no faults at all.

 

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

 

 

"A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man,

to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength

I'll just beat him to death "

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooooool

[Aaliyyah]

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

 

Allah this one just made me laugh so hard walahi, Hilarious...

[Yaabka-Yaabkiis]

LOOL

[Kool_Kat]

"A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man,

to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength

I'll just beat him to death "

Kix Kix Kix...Kax Kax Kax...Dhiq Dhiq Dhiq...Dhaq Dhaq Dhaq...AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

 

Thank you Ms Dhucdhuc...

[Som@li]

loool

[chubacka]

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

 

funny woman.

[rudy-Diiriye]

for real!! :0

 

A young son asked

"Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

[Nephissa]

LOOOL.

 

Wife : "Do you want dinner?"

 

Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"

 

Wife : "Yes and no."

 

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

 

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

 

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

 

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

[Baluug]

Originally posted by Kool_Kat:

quote: "A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man,

to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength

I'll just beat him to death "

Kix Kix Kix...Kax Kax Kax...Dhiq Dhiq Dhiq...Dhaq Dhaq Dhaq...AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

 

Thank you Ms Dhucdhuc...

You forgot qix qix qix.....

[Aaliyyah]

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

 

ouch that must have hurt..

[umu zakaria]

LOOL Thanks DD

[Malika]

"Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking

they had no faults at all."

 

^Ha Ha Ha..What a revelation they encounter,poor souls..Hehehe

[Paragon]

^^There are no faults in men except those 'neurotically' percieved by women.

[Malika]

^^Ofcourse,men being simple beings and all