ISHWAAQ Posted October 9, 2007 What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answerthese questions: > If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > >Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > > Then: > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% > > And > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% > > But , > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% > > And, > > B-U-L-L-S-H -I-T > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% > > AND, look how far *** kissing will take you. > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% > > So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over the top. > 'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM' > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
