Marriage Cases ....

[MD]

Funny Cases

 

 

MARRIAGE....

 

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what

you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had

ordered that.

 

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your

wedding ring on the wrong finger??"

The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

 

#CASE 3

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is

finished.

 

#CASE 4

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and

the woman gets her master's status.

 

#CASE 5

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get

married??"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

 

#CASE 6

Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man

doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

 

#CASE 7

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I

got married, and then it was too late."

 

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the

wife takes

 

#CASE 9

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.

But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

 

#CASE 10

Married life is very frustrating.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

 

#CASE 11

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I

married you."

And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

it."

 

#CASE 12

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he

received hundreds letters.

They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

 

#CASE 13

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one

thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

 

#CASE 14

A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a

millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.

The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."

[HoTsTePPeR]

Waryaa you good man, you got guts, u do that in their own court yard. Loool

 

I like case # 1, 3 , 4, 8 and 10, damn case 8 was the funniest

 

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the

wife takes

 

 

Man we always give we get nothing in return except at the bed.

 

Peace gals

 

 

Regards

 

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[MD]

Og_moti Innocent is a sista :mad:

[silent-sistah]

HIJAABI IS A SISTER!

 

Y THEY ALL CALLING YOUR BRO?...DID I MISS SOMETHING?

 

well real funny and reaslistic cases. true of most guys, and true of all somali guys!

[king_450]

wow sister soulja, contarary to the ppl who disagree with your assessment i blv some of it is true, but what i don't get it why men allways have to suffer at the end?