Ms DD Posted September 25, 2007 Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question... if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was a grand-motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" Again she replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench. In a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you ****** asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted September 27, 2007 LOOOOOL...Good one...Bal mexey ka sheegileheed...Yaab... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
