Ibtisam Posted September 11, 2007 What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy." Two women were riding their rickety old bikes down the back streets of Rome one late afternoon. As it turns dusk, the increasing darkness starts making one of the women a little nervous. She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before." The other says, "It's the cobblestones." "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after bagging items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a TV remote in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
