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>> Infidelity

>>

>> A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar

>> and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured

>> the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink.

>> What's wrong?" After quickly downing his drink, the

>> man replies "I got home and found my wife in bed with

>> my best friend." "Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he

>> poured the man a second triple. "No wonder you need

>> a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."

>> As the man downed his second drink, the bartender asks

>> him "What did you do?" "I walked over to my wife" the

>> man replies, "looked her straight in the eye and told

>> her that we were through and to pack her stuff and get

>> the hell out." "That makes sense." said the bartender,

>> "but what about your best friend?" The man replied,

>> "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and

>> said 'BAD DOG!

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