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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

 

Puntland joins the new tigreeland and they call themselves wtfland.

 

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

 

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

 

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the new American country called usaa or united states of americans and arabs (formerly known as Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Isreal, Syria UAE and Kuwait, and Lebanon)

 

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

 

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

 

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

 

George w. Bush is chased from Texas and moves to Dubai where he becomes a shiekh with xariims.

 

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

 

 

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss - most americans and xalimoos top the 400lbs wt scale.

 

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

 

 

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

 

 

Supreme Court rules and makes citizens of the prisoners in Guantunimo.

 

Average wt of faarax is 99 lbs after jaat is de-criminalized and nasa hordes them for space jobs.

 

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

 

tfg leaders are jailed in Guantinimo for allowing Iran to dump nuclear waste in somalia.

 

O'jama first somali Bantu runs for us senate and wins.

 

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines .

 

Somaliland still not recognized as nation, they are talking with aliens from space to accept them.

 

somalia has finally a working govt headed by a xalimoo married to a black American... called oj. But she hasnt been seen in public for a year.

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Hahahhaahaahah@Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

 

 

damnnnn@Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

 

lol@Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines .

 

 

Nice ones.....

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