Jacaylbaro Posted March 25, 2007 Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open." He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taliban Posted March 25, 2007 A porno joke isn't suitable for Muslims. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 25, 2007 Ok Mr. Negative ,,,,,,,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crystal_Clear Posted April 4, 2007 ahhaahhhahhaha i loved it. [ April 04, 2007, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Pucca ] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites