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Honey Moon in Pakistan

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This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent saying, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in.

 

They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex Freak he was.

 

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

 

The Pakistani man replied, "Just try them on, Saheeb."

 

Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - "raw sexual power".

 

In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming "YOU HAVE THEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET !!!!!!!! smile.gif

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Mantra, are you willing to help us :D ???? Never mention any thing, if you wont voluntarily contribute.

 

PS:-

 

Im interested to know, the help you are talking about :D . However, any thing from your side will be entertained. Durbaankaaga soo qaado oo Hadaganay bal noo ciyaar looool

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a sick joke! its not politically correct for somali culture. Would u tell this type of joke to your lil under age relative? I hope not. well many under age kids read this site...!

 

plz use discretion when posting off beat jokes it just common sense! :(

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rudy :D , told you earlier. Your glasses does not help much. Sxb, you hop to Jokes thread not the politics :D . This dude has been overwhlemed by politics. Calm down dee :D .

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