Jacaylbaro Posted January 31, 2007 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
man_in_malaysia Posted January 31, 2007 loooooooooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aisha Posted February 1, 2007 aaaawwwwww thats mean....lol.....still found it funny though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted April 19, 2007 That greeter needs to brush up on his customer service skills... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hodman Posted April 20, 2007 oouuuch that's funny and mean Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted April 20, 2007 No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!" lool, I think it is reasonable, he prolly waz as ugly as she was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
