Jacaylbaro Posted January 28, 2007 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead." Jim replied, "She didn't hang herself. I put her there to dry." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asha aviv Posted February 1, 2007 omfg hes mental for sure lol ------------------------- crazy ppl do the smartest thing but dont noe its harmfull Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aisha Posted February 1, 2007 lol.....poor mary. Death still got her in the end!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beeteljuice Posted February 3, 2007 wow thats funny..also deranged Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UglyGeekyWoman Posted February 3, 2007 HA HA HA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatB Posted February 4, 2007 hmm i u have a wierd sence of humour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
