Jacaylbaro Posted January 28, 2007 Stress Reliever # 1 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me To give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 4 Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?" Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs." ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 5 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if My father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly," I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 6 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 7 "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner." ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 9 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"... "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 10 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire" ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 11 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. _____________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 12 A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone." ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 13 Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?" Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!" ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 14 A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour." ______________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 15 Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?" Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taliban Posted January 28, 2007 You read too much about 12, 15, iwm steps programs to solve problems or improve life. These are rosy theoretical programs intended for the local (Westerners) people it affects. The truth is, those theoretical programs hardly work; it's primarily meant for readership. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted January 28, 2007 I didn't know you come this section ,,,,,,,,, have fun man ,,,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taliban Posted January 28, 2007 Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: I didn't know you come this section ,,,,,,,,, It's necessary to sometimes come to this section for kormeer hawleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ebyan Posted January 28, 2007 Stress Reliever # 14 A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour." Rotf Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted January 29, 2007 lol @ kormeer hawleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asha aviv Posted January 31, 2007 lol...its funny nd nasty in a way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
