Conspiracy Posted January 24, 2007 Rudy you are fired as an admin for this section!"£$ I have to check the net for some jokes.. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allamagan Posted January 29, 2007 lol, very funy. Thanks cospirazione! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asha aviv Posted January 30, 2007 hehehehehehe thats so true lol i like the last part lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nehanda Posted January 31, 2007 Blimey, why a negative perception of both women and marriage. Niinyo, you must be khalkhal to assume that every woman is out to get you meagre shillings. Ruuntii marriage might not always be rosy but it is a much better option to bachelorhood. Care to point out the funny part of this joke, unless it is at the expense of dumaar! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy Posted January 31, 2007 Nubia, woman!!! its the bloody JOKES SECTION ease up and if you can't get the joke i ain't going to point it out for you!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nehanda Posted January 31, 2007 Perhaps your sense of humour is in dire need of polishing. Be a good boy and go find yourself something beside dumar to amuse yourself after all the poor creatures have enough on their plates without your sarcasms. PS- No provocation was intended just pointing the obvious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy Posted January 31, 2007 well this is a public forum newbie and If you don't like my jokes be a little good girl and go browse another section Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted February 1, 2007 hehehe! cons i ceya them tearing u a new one!! loll yo, homie u still need to pass 101 how 2 mess with xalimooos and get away without scratches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beeteljuice Posted February 3, 2007 i love the last one...thats funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted February 7, 2007 lol, the last one is just too beautiful! tanks a bunchers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
