underdog Posted December 14, 2006 A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things... you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that was so horrible? Farmer: Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over. Man: That's not so bad, what's the big deal? Farmer: Some things... you just can't explain. Man: So then what happened. Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things... ya just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. Man: So then what did you do? Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the ****** cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Wow, you must have been pretty upset! Farmer: Some things... you just can't explain. Man: So then what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that very moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taksim Posted December 17, 2006 that's nice joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 18, 2006 hahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shakti Posted December 18, 2006 lol.. that was funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
