underdog Posted December 13, 2006 Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, he moved with pure determination as he ducked and swerved away from the attacking gators and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed. The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I just want the muthafuka who pushed me in the pool!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shakti Posted December 13, 2006 That was hilarious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 18, 2006 loooooooooooooooooooool,,,,,,,,,, that was funny underdog still alive ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted December 19, 2006 Alive and well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
